And my reward for this clever workaround were a truly magnificent pair of torpedo tips out in public, probably for the first time. “Um… Brazzers I wasn’t trying to tear the poor girl apart, so I started real slow, smearing precum around the rim, even spat on my shaft a few times to give it a chance. “I just spoke to your manager, and he said that my penis is legal tender, and you’re not allowed to turn it away because of its size.” That part was a lie. Maybe I’ll see her again one day working at a strip club. Working at a topless restaurant suddenly made a lot of sense. She was smiling, but in her eyes, I saw she was carrying the weight of a million bad life choices, racking her brain to find out what kind of financial trouble had driven her to work minimum wage in such an awful place. It also helped give her a sense of the size difference between my cock and her bubbly ass; I could feel her pounding heartbeat through my chest when I leaned against her back. I told you: loopholes. I didn’t want to get her in trouble by not following this restaurant’s reasonable rules, so I got to work
